America's Most Oblivious at Grave Risk of Genital Burns

So today I though I'd share with whoever reads this something actually usefull. And when I say usefull, I mean trivial. It's an article about... well, read the goddamn title!!

Here's a piece of the article: "Do you know what laptops will do to you, besides make you a nerd? They will damage your skin by when you set them on your lap and then they heat up and you don't move them for hours and the heat heats your skin a lot. Scientists say stupid people are at greatest risk." 

I thought it was funny, so here's the link: http://gawker.com/5655280/americas-most-oblivious-at-grave-risk-of-genital-burns

And remember my motto: "Don't like it, don't read it!"

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